I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
