I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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