we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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