Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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