As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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