Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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