Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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