id be glad to
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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