The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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