Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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