ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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