I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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