I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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