Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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