you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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