thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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