your thong is hanging out like whoa
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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