I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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