Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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