So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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