can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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