he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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