Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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