everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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