I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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