Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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