on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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