More tranny stories later!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
