Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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