i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
