She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
even my farts smell like vagina
he was CRYING into my vagina
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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