Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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