so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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