why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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