grandma shit on top of the toilet
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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