Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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