thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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