My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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