Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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