When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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