No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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