so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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