I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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