doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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