I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
This is not my ceiling
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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