never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
a search helicopter?!
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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