Sry I called you an 8
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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