There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
do herpes really smell.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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