and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
