I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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