D3 body, D1 cock
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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