she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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