As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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