i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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