We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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